All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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