How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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