So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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