Jerry, you need to find god
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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