They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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