The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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