She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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