yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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