The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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