Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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