yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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