Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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