On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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