im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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