my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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