butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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