I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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