i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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