He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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