David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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