dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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