honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
