if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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