I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Watching her eat just hurts me
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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