My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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