I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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