I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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