Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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