Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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