my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
