is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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