she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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