the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
As shirtless as possible
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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