when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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