i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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