I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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