He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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