If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
