hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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I don't deserve a penis
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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