Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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