I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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