it wasn't lemon gatorade
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Is it penis luge time yet?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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