you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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