Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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