he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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