My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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