is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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