dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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