would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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