Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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