Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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