I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i barfeds in our rink
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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