so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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