your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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