I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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