Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
barbara walters just said penis...
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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