On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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