: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
The adults are the big ones right?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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